"What are X's again?" -Simon
"X's are kisses." -me
"That sign said, 'Kiss Kiss Kiss!"-Simon
Rest assured, we were only driving by the adult bookstore, not stopping in to browse.
"Simon just pushed me into the wall and made me smash my perfect, little nose!"-Felix
"Ot! OT!"-Titus, every time I even think about getting close to the stove. Good boy. He says "juice," too.