Simonster, sometimes I forget what a good big brother you are.
That's when I'm reminded, you are awesome.
If you could please show a little bit of that awesomeness to the Feefs, it would be much appreciated by yo Mama. Just a little less, "He his me in the face with the AX!(it was a nerf ax, no worries)" would do just fine. Maybe you could lay off the, "We were wrestling!" excuses as a reason for throwing him into the dresser. I guarantee he would show just a little bit of awesomeness towards you, too.