As I was making up my niece's bed, I realized all I had left were some pirate sheets. A fourteen year old girl would not want pirate sheets. Being the aunt, I decided, "No, pirate sheets are what one comes to expect when they visit their aunt." And then..."She'll like pirate sheets because(wait for it) she's AAAARRRRsome!"
I ran to tell Sean my hilarious joke, saying, "I don't know how you can even stand me I'm so hilarious." So I told him my joke and he said, "Chrissy, that's not funny. Don't repeat that."
And that is hilarious.