Ha. So far, my results include not being able to walk up or down stairs, open anything with a twist top or lift my youngest child.
To be honest, Bob is my motivation for going back. I hope I'd be able to whoop up on someone better than this in real life. If it ever comes down to fisticuffs, I'd like to be able to do more than slap my opponent. For now, I'll avoid bar room brawls(Judith ;)).